It is Resurrect Romance Week, minions, and I am right here to high school you within the methods of wooing-with-cake.
Belief me, there are many methods you may warmth issues up with just a little frosting, IF you already know what I imply. Eh? ::eyebrow waggle:: EH? ::elbow nudge::
Oh, whoops. Mistaken cake.
Dangle on.
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Aha! Right here we go:
As a result of nothing says, “My secret backyard is a HOOT” fairly like a plastic owl censor dot.
(Additionally there is a “self-rising flower” joke in right here SOMEWHERE, I simply comprehend it.)
Or, if you wish to be rather less refined about it:
“That is our state”? Suuuuure it’s, fellas. However solely typically, proper? Like, not when it is chilly?
(Oh, c’mon, take a look at these faces. They see it, too.)
Perhaps you are out there for one thing that tells your primary squeeze you are on this for the lengthy haul, however in a manner that is much less sappy and extra serial-killer:
I would save this for AFTER your weekend get-away on the cabin, although. In any other case you may be chasing them by the woods with a chainsaw making an attempt to clarify how the chainsaw is just for landscaping and all these bottles within the basement are simply ketchup, honey, trustworthy! …and it will be an entire factor.
In fact actions communicate louder than phrases, and there is at the very least one motion I do know that is assured to have you ever howling for Romance week:
Yep, yep, yep. Good occasions with a bag of frozen peas.
(That is presupposed to say “boys,” btw, however you catch my non-drift.)
Due to Katie P., Pamela R., Anony M., Meghan C. & Stephanie C., who know that “frozen peas” joke is what separates the lads from the Bays.
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The “I Child You Not” shirt is my favourite:
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
