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8 Christmas Desserts So Dangerous They're Good (For A Stomach Snort)


‘Tis the season to depend your wreckage.

 

1) This cup of “Coco”

 

2) A Vacation Joint

I believe it is an elbow.

 

3) Gingerbread X-Rays

DANGIT TSA IS NOTHING SACRED

 

4) Santa?

Even he does not know what’s on his head.

 

5) A Cluster Cluck of Wrapping Paper:

Precise Dialog Between Me and John Relating to This Cake:

Me: [zooming in on wrapping] “Um, can you inform what that is?”
John: [squinting] “That is Santa… holding an accordion.”
Me: [pause] “Is Santa a hen?”
John: [longer pause] “Sure, sure he’s.”

 

6) Santa’s “Sleigh”:

I believe I deserve a gold medal for figuring this one out, you guys.

 

7) A Snowman, Most likely:

See the headband and hat?

 

8) Poo-dolf, the Leech-Nosed Colon Cleaner:

Ho Ho NO.

 

Because of Sherri B., Allie D., Heather G., Surlana, Amelia Okay., Sydney B., Julie A., & Jeffrey C. for making it rain, expensive.

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