I will be the primary to confess {that a} soccer helmet is just not the simplest factor to attract:
It is all spherical and complicated and stuff.
BUT STILL.
However nonetheless.
Actually, bakers?
REALLY??
For those who had no context, inform me you would not assume this was a cheese grater:
And this was a contented whale:
Here is a sofa in entrance of a window:
And a, uh…
…demonic hacky sack?
Eesh, how unhappy is it when this is the very best one?
If solely bakers had a helmet formed PAN, you understand? One thing that locks them into the suitable form, in order that they completely, positively, may NOT mess it…
*headdesk*
Because of Bruce B., Manda, Matt M., Anony M., Brielle R., Kristin N., Heather F., Rachel Okay., & Anna E. for locating a motive I’d really need a helmet. (Or probably a padded desk.)
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
