Typically folks usually ship me their muffins with no again story, which often is not an enormous deal, however different instances…
Um.
Yeah.
I wish to assume this is similar James:
And all collectively, now:
“Nana nana nana nana nana… da heck?”
Now this is a reader who is aware of tips on how to correctly stage a photograph:
By no means have I been so grateful for a pair of citation marks.
Deep Ideas
From The Bakery:
I assume it should be a birthday cake? Possibly?
“Gee, thanks, Mother.”
“And do not forget to indicate your pals the brand new sweater vest I obtained you!”
“MOO-OOOOM!”
I feel “Danngeous” is meant to be “harmful.”
Sooo, I am guessing they by no means noticed these bon-bons, then.
“And thank YOU for placing them out once more.”
That is a kind of instances I want I used to be a baker:
I imply, the urge to place a plastic roach on this factor will need to have been OVERWHELMING.
And eventually:
That claims “Glad Holidays Mile Excessive Ferret Membership.”
o.0
I’M OUT.
[drops mic]
Due to Jessica L., James S., Antoine J., Anony M., Erica M., Lynne M., Landon D., Karl, & Deirdre M. for letting our imaginations run wild… presumably alongside a bunch of pregnant ferrets.
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For these of us – ferrets or in any other case – preferring to maintain our pants ON, there’s this:
No Buckle No-Present Stretch Belt
That is my favourite belt, y’all. It mainly turns something with belt loops into an elastic waist. So comfortable I neglect it is on, slimline so it does not present beneath my t-shirts, and NO BELT BUCKLE to dig into my stomach or unbuckle for lavatory breaks. Woohoo!
You understand how stretch denims are endlessly sliding down while you sit or bend, so it’s important to hold hitching them again up? No extra! I put on this with all my denims now. It is solely elastic, so it strikes and stretches with you, zero painful digging. I HIGHLY suggest for anybody nicely endowed with squish within the stomach space.
