It is Close to-Miss Day, minions, and I do know *simply* how one can have fun:
[singsong] With a UNICOOORN!
[head tilt]
Is… is {that a} beak?
Okay, icks-nay on the unicorns.
How ’bout a cute butterfly?
Er…
Elephant cupcakes?
Glass of wine? (Please?)
Arg.
C’mon, bakers, it is not like I am asking for a star efficiency…
OH COME ON.
Inform ya what, guys, simply slap down just a few celebratory balloons, and we’ll name it a day.
Oooh, festive.
Nope.
NOPE.
Critically?
AND THAT’S A DAY.
Because of Brandi F., Leigh J., Amy H., Michelle, Kerri T., Daniel B., Hilary E., Claire, Eric P., & Joe V. for the farthest “close to” misses of the day.
*****
P.S. Now that I’ve inflicted all that ache, here is one thing to make you’re feeling higher:
Ever since I purchased this shoulder therapeutic massage 2 years in the past everybody who’s tried it has become a puddle of contented goo, and refused to maneuver ’til it shut off. My Disney puppeteer associates are its largest followers; individuals utilizing and wrecking muscle mass most of us do not even know we have. I maintain shopping for extra of those as items!
This massager can really bruise should you’re not cautious; it is acquired critical energy for even rock-hard knots, and you need to use it in your complete again. (I maintain it diagonally to get under the shoulder blades, and round my waist for the decrease again.) Extremely suggest!
