It is Administrative Professionals’ day, minions, a time to A) thank your skilled assistants, and B) drive native bakers to write down ridiculously lengthy, hard-to-spell phrases on desserts.
SO LET’S GET TO IT.
Oooh, so shut.
In the event that they solely had spell-check for desserts, am I proper?
Dangle on, what’s this? THEY DO??
Properly, THAT’s clearly serving to.
Hey, I do know: why not skip the hard-to-spell stuff altogether, and simply get all the way down to the coronary heart of what you are making an attempt to say?
…however perhaps rather less sincere.
And fewer sarcastic.
YES!
I imply, uh, no. See, whereas actually everybody can respect an excellent “belongings” pun, in the present day you really need one thing extra customized to your precise assistant. Possibly begin with their identify?
[head hitting desk]
[muffled talking into keyboard] No, no, see, you could make your employees really feel VALUED and RESPECTED and… what’s that? You already ordered the cake? Oh. OK.
I am positive they’re going to adore it.
Because of Jenny L., Carrie C., Helene W., John M., Celeste G., Lani R., & Tera L., who I respect in a totally non-creepy, completely prefessional manner. MWAH.
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As a result of some work days name for greater than espresso:
“In all probability Whiskey” Enamel “Espresso” Mug
(The itemizing actually does have “espresso” in citation marks, ha!)
