In the event you frequent Pinterest you have most likely seen these Candy campfire muffins going round:
These are comparatively easy, enjoyable designs made with chocolate icing, Pirouette cookies, and arduous sugar “flames.” Some people additionally add toasted marshmallows:
(By Bathe of Roses)
So fairly!
Now, you are supposed to soften down butterscotch and cinnamon candies to make these flames, however one bakery determined ain’t no person acquired time for that, and swapped them out for the PERFECT SUBSTITUTE:
Nacho Cheese Doritos.
Doritos?
Sure, DORITOS.
“Aw, however Jem,” you are pondering, since you’ve as soon as once more confused me for an outrageous cartoon rock star – and I will be sincere, I ain’t mad – “However Jem, look how low cost it’s! A bit stale cheese mud in our chocolate icing is not so dangerous for lower than 13 smackeroos, proper?”
OH CON-TRARE, my hopefully French-illiterate good friend.*
[*By which I mean illiterate in French, not from France and illiterate. Though if you are illiterate and from France you can’t read this anyway, so just BE COOL, friends-of-illiterate-French-people, and don’t go telling them Jem’s talking smack, ‘cuz JEM DON’T PLAY THAT.]
Look somewhat nearer at that label:
“Plus price of sweet & chips.”
PLUS!?
Yeeeeah, Jem do not play that both, bakers.
Because of Mackensie C. for the sick burn.
*****
P.S. I used to be going to make one other nacho pun however I acquired distracted by this taco fanny pack:
I repeat, A TACO FANNY PACK. With drink holder!
