Pricey Jen,
Assist! It is July and there aren’t any good holidays arising, plus no birthdays in my household, and I WANT CAKE. Are you able to assist?
– Cakeless in Cincinnati
Pricey Cakeless,
My pricey wrecky minion, you’ve got come to the precise place. Reality is, there are tons of excuses for cake, if you happen to solely study to rejoice the little issues in life.
Just a few ideas:
I POOPED TODAY!
Relying in your fiber consumption, I guess a few of you would rejoice this EVERY day.
My ’99 Nokia Nonetheless Works!
Leslie claims this was imagined to say “Previous buddies are one of the best.” However give it some thought: are you able to play Sweet Crush in your buddies whilst you’re pooping? NO YOU CANNOT.
I relaxation my case.
It Was Only a Warmth Rash!
Time will inform.
(Truly, Rebecca tells me this was imagined to say “Child.” Is she telling the reality? Mmmm… PERHAPS.)
I am A Nice Eating Companion!
Particularly whereas consuming cake.
That Factor Is Over!
SUCH a reduction, am I proper?
However perhaps none of those apply to you, Cakeless.
In that case, here is one for nearly everyone:
Not Lifeless But!
In reality, I feel we must always all congratulate one another for not being lifeless but.
So, congratulations, guys.
And sorry, ghosts-with-internet-access.
Due to Alyssa V., Rebecca W., Leslie M., Emilie F., Scott D., & Kat R. for the proper excuse.
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