Heather requested her bakery if they may add a unicorn to her cookie cake.
They stated – and it is a direct quote – “Sure.”
“YES.”
So simply so we’re clear: the skilled baking individuals stated sure, they might add a unicorn to Heather’s cookie cake.
NOOOOOOOOO
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“Little did the princesses know that instantly above their heads…”
“… lurked the tragically misunderstood tentacle volcano optometrist.
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I hear it ain’t simple.
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“Hey Sal, this drunk melting blue cat simply is not bizarre sufficient, you already know? The rest we will add?”
AHA! Pirate chest hat!
PERFECT.
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Events That Name For Sh*t Balloons:
– Your First Hemorrhoid
– Anniversary of Your First Hemorrhoid
– Somebody Else Requested About Your Hemorrhoid
– The Hemorrhoid Cream Labored!
– Your Boss’s Birthday
Due to Heather C., Marie S., Chris H., Pleasure J., & Michele A. for the crappy events.
And hey, talking of issues which are crappy (and likewise inexperienced! One other tie-in!), I really feel like that is the group to understand my newest Amazon discover:
It is a ceramic frog texting on the bathroom.
However wait, THERE’S MORE.
The Texting Rest room Frog additionally comes on a bathe curtain:
And as hilariously dangerous as that photoshopped product picture is, for $17 I am tempted to purchase it simply to place up the following time my dad and mom go to… AND THEN SAY NOTHING.
