Bakers, I’ve bought an extremely straightforward process for you at this time:
Make children completely satisfied.
That is it. That is all we ask. Simply make a cake to make the kiddos smile.
Prepared?
Aaaaaaand…. go.
NOPE
What the… ?
Candy sugary Keep Puft
SERIOUSLY?
Oh hey, cling on, perhaps this flaming Woody is not TOO…
NOPE NOPE STOP IT STOP IT RIGHT NOW
OK, bakers, final likelihood: how a few cute little Cookie Monster cake? There’s nothing nightmarish or traumatizing a few furry blue muppet who loves cookies, proper?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[deep breath]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You monsters.
Because of Emily F., Julie R., Belinda B., Priscilla R., Tenley H., & CA for giving my unconscious all this new and improved nightmare gas. ::shudder::
P.S. I simply spent 10 minutes cute Cookie Monster dolls to recuperate, and I discovered the happiest t-shirt:
Sesame Avenue’s “Me Wonderful” shirt
I like the colours!
