Gina’s birthday is the 4th of July, so final week her hubby John ordered a patriotic cake for the event. The bakery had a number of jars of plastic decorations sitting round, so John pointed at one and requested the bakers to place “a few of these stars within the jar” on the cake.
Which… they type of did?
Oy, what a crock.
In the meantime, within the extra easy camp:
NAILED IT.
Neither of which may examine to that heartfelt sentiment that thrills every of us to our very core:
I am positive that is code for, “You are the Apple of my eye,” Carrie.
Because of John W., Margaret S., & Carrie V. for being our digital Mac Daddy.
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In the identical spirit of those truffles, this is a option to both praise somebody unenthusiastically OR handle a hunk of sandstone:
For simply $15, you’ll be able to depart your mates and family members with that individual thriller… and on the identical time, guarantee they will by no means once more take your presents for granite.
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
