Everyone knows asking a bakery to match a cake picture you introduced in is inviting catastrophe, however what concerning the photographs in their very own order e-book? SURELY they’ll match these, proper?
[poker face]
[lip quiver]
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA! Heehee! Hoo! Heh. Aheh. Heh.
[wiping eyes]
Sorry. I held it collectively so long as I may, sincere.
I would like you to pay shut consideration to that fake wooden grain and the rock sample on this one.
Now, discover how they…
…did not embrace any of that.
Aren’t the silver screw heads edging this bike design tremendous cool?
Yeah, you’ll by no means ever ever ever ever ever get these in your cake.
Ever.
Additionally, your flames will seem like melty tentacles.
Now here is a SUPER straightforward one:
Virtually every little thing you see is plastic, so all of the baker has to do is add a star and a few squiggly strains. THAT’S IT.
Drum roll, please:
:headdesk:
Perhaps you suppose ordering an deliberately “messy” design is the reply:
Good plan! And but…
NOPE.
I do have some excellent news, although. With one other yr of Frozen muffins underneath their belts, bakers are lastly beginning to enhance on that always-disastrous equipment design!
Okay, so I lied.
However c’mon, these “mountains” needed to be shared with the world.
ALL HAIL THE GLORY OF THE PINK BAKED POTATO.
Due to Christian P., Tanis C., Lisa C., Daybreak H., & Lavon C., for locating Olaf additionally likes heat spuds.
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Hold on, here is one final giggle:
Cotton Chef Apron w/ 4 Pockets
Everyone knows somebody who wants this apron, proper?
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
