In Which We Are Very, Very Honest

March 3, 2025

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It is Nationwide “Write A Letter Of Appreciation” Week, so let’s take a second to handle those that make all of this potential: the bakers.

[cues sappy violin music]
[turns to face camera]
[looks very, very sincere]

Thanks, Bakery Wreckerator, for making each chocolate swirl seem like poo:

For making cupcake muffins (patooie!) look extra like ding-dongs:

To your constant, unrealistic, and but type of superior boob-to-belly ratios:

Dream on, Mama.

Thanks for by no means, EVER, calling to double verify an order:

…particularly when you possibly can simply slap a query mark on the top and name it good.

Thanks for standing agency in your perception that this is spell “birthday:”

Or this:

Or this:

Or this:

No matter. It is not such as you’ll want to make use of that phrase a lot, anyway.

However most of all, Bakery Wreckerator, we wish to thanks for that large smiling face:

It is actually the perfect.

And thanks additionally to Griffin, Robert W., Samantha G., Dave, Heather S., Ivy W., Lisa B., Stefanie F., & Anony M., who, out of alllll our wreckporters, are actually the newest.

*****

You already know what goes nice with thanks notes? Smelly issues.

And from all of the rave opinions, apparently this banana bread & hazelnut candle smells AMAZING. However extra importantly, should you give it as a present you get to look at their faces as they learn the label: