(Warning: Imprecise naughtiness forward. Additionally googly eyes.)
Sue M. had her Instagram account disabled for posting this cake:
Why?
Effectively, in response to Instagram:
“We disable accounts that publish content material that’s sexually suggestive or comprises nudity.”
Translation? They thought her cake was boobs.
Now, I may perhaps perceive if Sue’s cake appeared like this:
Or this:
And even this:
And I would undoubtedly perceive if her cake appeared like this:
Which, as you’ll be able to see from John’s oh-so-helpful censoring job*, completely seems like a bug-eyed Oompa Loompa on the seashore.
(Why sure, I DID solely embody this one to share that visible. YOU’RE WELCOME.)
After all we right here at Cake Wrecks aren’t any strangers to being banned from social networks for posting “suggestive” muffins, so permit me to supply the next recommendation:
Something vaguely nipplish or boobish will get you banned as a result of AMERICA, and we do not want that sort of obscene obscenity on our interwebz, so simply steer clear.
….until after all it is man boobs.
These are cool.
SO BRING ON THE MAN BEWBS!
Or, you already know, do not.
Severely, you’ll be able to cease now.
AAAAAAND WE’RE DONE.
Due to Jenn A., Ambular B., Sarah M., Krista M., Jessica L., Ashley B., Lisa C., & Jen S., who shouldn’t be blissful to see us, and after that, who may blame her?
*Observe from john: I am simply glad I used to be in a position to prevent all from seeing obscene obscenity. You are welcome.
*****
P.S. Whereas we’re speaking bewbs, here is a shout-out to my favourite wire-free bra:
Warner’s Straightforward Does It Seamless Wi-fi Bra
I like the under-arm smoothing panel – no dig or pinch! – and like most Warners, these are extremely comfy. These are all I put on now! I watch the itemizing and purchase any colour that goes beneath $20, and proper now there are 7 colours on sale for $17.99. Go see!
Oh, and remember to verify the picture gallery for a greater thought of how these look on bigger tracts of land.
