You would possibly suppose with all of the wrecks I see every day I might get just a little jaded, however the fact is I am continuously discovering new favorites to indicate the cats. (After which we giggle and giggle and have just a little extra of this right here pleased juice. Good occasions.)
The truth is, this is my new favourite child bathe cake:
Why, you ask?
Nicely, for a begin: “Congratoletionsj.” C’mon.
Subsequent, it is painfully apparent that the primary baker stopped writing after “blandle,” forcing somebody else to return alongside later and write “OF JOY!”
Which is type of like tripping throughout a faucet dance routine, falling off the stage into the orchestra pit – destroying all the percussion part within the course of – after which, whereas the viewers remains to be ready in shell-shocked horror to see if you happen to’re nonetheless alive, popping up and throwing some frantic jazz palms for the large end.
Cannot you see it?
[jazz hands] “OF JOY!!”
Oh, and did I point out the “blandle” bit? ‘Cuz whereas I am unsure what that truly is, I am fairly positive this should be one:
A butt? A stomach? A headless, armless toddler contortionist?
Nope.
It is a BLANDLE, bee-yotches. Yep, you heard it right here first. Inform your pals. (If solely to warn them.)
And whilst you’re at it, inform John I wants me some extra pleased juice. Ring-a-ding-ding, farm boy!
[dropping mic]
PEACE. I am out.
Because of Erin N., Shelley P., Suki, Eva, Mr. Snugglypants, Mrs. Whiskertickins, Sir Fuzzyknickerbottoms, & Oosawiddlewoveypiekins for being such a fantastic viewers.
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