Warning: Fondant nipples forward
(And I really like my job.)
I’ve by no means needed to inform anybody they’re pregnant, however I prefer to assume I might do it with type.
You realize, like this:
Look ahead to it.
…
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See, that is what we name a… PREGNANT PAUSE.
(Bonus factors if it is not his birthday.)
Mother-to-be Anne wished her bakery to actually emphasize the “ARE,” and boy did they:
Please be a pirate please be a pirate pleasebeapirate.
Which brings me to one thing’s that is not a lot a being pregnant announcement as it’s an object lesson within the significance of correct comma utilization:
YIKES.
And final however most annoying, I made a decision to see if we have now any “pirate child” truffles within the ol’ CW archives. You realize, simply to suit the theme.
Guys, my search DID NOT DISAPPOINT:
Certainly one of you probably did this. ONE OF YOUUUUU.
::excessive 5::
Because of Leah R., Anne M., Bradford C., & Brianna E., who ought to know that John and I did talk about censoring the highest, however finally determined to Free The Nipple Carrot Jockeys.
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