Completely happy Valentine’s Day, my pricey Wreckies!
Look, I obtained you some footwear!
John says they appear to be massive fingernails, however they’re truly Valentine excessive heels.
No, actually! See?
VALENTINE HEELS.
I additionally obtained you these:
VALENTINE BEAR VAG… er…Vagabonds!
Yep.
Bear vagabonds.
[awkward pause]
So…
B6 Myne?
In spite of everything, you guys KNOW U my #2s, proper?
And who may go up a stable #2?
Which jogs my memory:
This man did.
Um. Is… is {that a} snail? Saying “I am hungry to your coronary heart?”
Why? Do snails eat hearts? Is the curly ribbon so he can strangle you first? Do solely the crappy snails strangle you after which eat your coronary heart? The place would possibly one discover such cheerfully homicidal mollusks? (Asking for a pal.) And do you actually need your Valentine current to evoke these sorts of questions?
I sense I could also be “overthinking” it.
Not like this man:
HEYOOO!!
Okay, you understand what, let’s simply neglect Valentine’s Day.
As an alternative we will spice issues up the quaint manner:
o.0
Dipped in what, Charissa B.?
DIPPED IN WHAT?!?
Due to Rebecca B., Kimberly E., Lorene T., Anony M., Jude C., & Charissa B. for conserving it sizzling, sizzling, hurk!
*****
P.S. Since this saved my butt throughout a protracted portray day just lately, I’ve a random product suggestion:
No Buckle No-Present Stretch Belt
That is my new favourite belt, y’all. It principally turns something with belt loops into an elastic waist. So comfortable I neglect it is on, slimline so it would not present beneath my t-shirts, and NO BELT BUCKLE to dig into my stomach or unbuckle for lavatory breaks. Woohoo!
You know the way stretch denims are eternally sliding down if you sit or bend, so it’s important to maintain hitching them again up? No extra! I put on this with all my denims now. It is completely elastic, so it strikes and stretches with you, zero painful digging. I HIGHLY advocate for anybody effectively endowed with squish within the stomach space.
