Friday, March 24, 2023
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Crapping Sprinkles


These weird “ice cream cones” are again, and this time…

…they’re crapping sprinkles.

Foolish bakers, cannot you see you are making an attempt too laborious? I imply, simply balloons could be FINE.

I can see how I walked into that one.

Rosella’s workplace had cupcakes for a pregnant co-worker, and name me loopy, however I *assume* she’s having a boy:

Ever heard the saying, “This is not ‘goodbye’, it is solely ‘farewell’?”

Huh. Effectively, neither has this baker:

Now, GET OUT.

Typically, after I’m out of Whoopie Pies and the whole lot is terrible, I wish to remind myself, “Hey, Jen, what? That is somebody’s wedding ceremony cake:

And immediately life is not so unhealthy.

(Effectively, aside from the no-Whoopie-Pies factor. John, get on that, will you?)

So, Sarah L., Joann F., Rosella S., Justin C., & Danielle E., bought any whoopie pies? Asking for a buddy.

*****

P.S. Since this saved my butt throughout an extended portray day lately, I’ve a random product advice:

No Buckle No-Present Stretch Belt

That is my new favourite belt, y’all. It principally turns something with belt loops into an elastic waist. So cozy I neglect it is on, slimline so it would not present beneath my t-shirts, and NO BELT BUCKLE to dig into my stomach or unbuckle for lavatory breaks. Woohoo!

You know the way stretch denims are eternally sliding down if you sit or bend, so it’s a must to hold hitching them again up? No extra! I put on this with all my denims now. It is completely elastic, so it strikes and stretches with you, zero painful digging. I HIGHLY advocate for anybody properly endowed with squish within the stomach space.

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