Ahh, flip-flops. The quintessential, necessary summer time footwear of summer-dwelling individuals who even have ft.
Look carefully. You are about to overlook what these appear to be.
Right here in Florida, you would be laborious pressed to seek out an individual NOT sporting flip-flops proper now. That is as a result of we’re really required to have a minimal of 6 pairs every, together with an annual cross to Disney World, a full keg of OJ, and a sickly pale non-tan that helps us differentiate one another from the vacationers.
However, I digress.
Naturally, bakers are RIGHT ON TRACK with the floppy flip sole prepare:
By providing us noticed pickles.
(CHOOCHOO, MOFOS)
And lei-wearing bam-hammers.
And… uh… [reaching desperately] Pikachu smears?
And…
OH COME ON
[evil, deadpan glare]
Wrecky minions, it’s with solely the best horrified amusement that I announce the flip-flop CCC (patooie!) has formally warped past all recognition. I offer you…
The Tadpole Ghosts of Flops Previous.
Relaxation in items, wrecky flops. Relaxation in items.
Because of Alexis H., Kris Ok., Rebecca Ok., Danielle H., Tina, & Zakiya P. for toeing the road.
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Y’all. These fish are flip-flops (fish-flops?), and persons are RAVING about them within the critiques, and I do not know what’s taking place anymore, and I am a little bit scared:
I like that they depart “fishprints” as you stroll, although. Ha!
They arrive in 5 different colours, in case you need your fish footwear to be extra sensible. Which is a sentence I by no means imagined myself writing again in faculty.
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And since it’s a really related put up from my different weblog, Epbot:
