Pleased Thanksgiving, minions!
Because you may not be hanging with household as we speak, I’ve determined to provide the present that retains on giving: Turkey Poo-Wangs.
Tons and heaps of Turkey Poo-Wangs.
Ahh, however not simply ANY Turkey Poo-Wangs; as we speak I offer you Turkey Poo-Wangs that remind you of your loved ones members.
Was there numerous stiff competitors? In fact. Is that this kinda ballsy? Heck yeah. Will there be extra phallic jokes? Let’s discover out.
The Offended Poop-Head:
“Why is the rum at all times gone?!”
The “I am Making an attempt To Watch The Recreation In Right here!”
“Maintain it down! I am unable to hear the rating!”
The Dazed And Confused:
“WHAT yr is it?!”
The “Is not it Fantastic We’re All Right here Collectively?”
“Group hug!”
The Sarcastic One:
“Positive, Aunt Barb, I am going to get riiiight on engaged on my perspective.”
The “Please no person discover I am a Gingerbread Man.”
[uncomfortable, fidgety silence]
The Little Prick:
“MOM says I am particular. MOM says I can have all of the pie I would like. MOO-OOOOM!!”
The “No one Discuss To Me It is Been A Lengthy Day.”
“Simply… simply give him the pie, Barb.”
The Peace Maker:
“Now, Stu, I am certain you did not imply all [REDACTED] are silly… proper?”
And at last,
The “Ship Assist, Or At Least Extra Pie.”
Come one, get a grip, you guys. Day’s nearly by.
Due to Vanessa R., Elizabeth F., Jacqueline G., Erin F., Joyce J., Amy W., Subdo, Dimitra, Stephanie B., & Jason L. for recommending all of us Wang Chung tonight.
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