WARNING: At this time’s put up will not be household pleasant, on account of it being a bit TOO “household pleasant.” IF you knowwuddamean.
Ah, youngsters. So harmless. So candy.
So blissfully unaware of how a lot their fort desserts appear to be a gaggle of man cannons.
I imagine that is from the Netherlands. (Eh? Eh?)
Oh, oh! OR, if it have been in Troy, then this could be a TROJAN fort.
(Get it? See what I did there? BOOYA.)
I would say this buyer obtained royally shafted:
[Zing!]
I imply, simply take a look at that prime tower: completely cockeyed!
[Pow! Zam! Whap!]
Nonetheless, this subsequent fort cake actually cannot be beat:
[Sha-ZAM!]
Yep, that is some stiff competitors, proper there. Undoubtedly has the higher hand.
[Rat-a-tat-tat! BzzzING! Ker-PLUEY! Eckie Eckie Eckie Eckie piTANG RoooBoing ezrowsurh]
Lauri, Lisa M., & Sarah H., they are saying “a person’s house is his fort.”
Frankly, I can not prime that.
Additionally, 3 geek factors for those who appropriately ID the Eckie Eckie line.
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P.S. Hey, what helps with mould?
Blue balls!
In the event that they’re these ones:
Blueapple Freshness Saver Balls
Simply pop one in your crisper drawer and the opposite in your fruit bowl, and these will take in the ethylene fuel that quickens ripening, so all of your fruits and veg keep recent longer. Looks as if witchcraft, I do know, however test the 1000’s of rave opinions: they actually work! Every set lasts 3 months, and also you get 2 apples for $13.