It is probably not rain in your wedding ceremony day, however these muffins are nonetheless somewhat too ironic.
[grabbing microphone]
HIT IT!
It is like loving journalism
… however not kerning!
It is a “good job”
that wants some studying.
It is the winner’s cake
that SHOULD be burning!
And who would have thought? It figures!
It is calling somebody “dumb”
When you’ll be able to’t spell the phrase
It is making an attempt to indicate you care
Whereas giving a stunning turd
Heh.
And is not it ironic, do not you suppose?
Due to Tracey, Julie, Dorothy S., Tony W., & Stacey, who actually DO suppose.
*****
Dangle on, you already know what ELSE has scrumptious irony? A totally armed and operational battle station with an uncovered exhaust port.
Due to this waffle iron, you’ll be able to recreate the Demise Star’s catastrophic destruction each morning with butter and syrup. Nomz. Simply keep in mind: Use the forks.