Somebody…
is watching:
But it surely’s not Santa.
He may very well be in your basement.
He may very well be in your room.
However almost certainly…
HE’S IN YOUR BAKERY.
“Weight loss program soda? You know the way dangerous that stuff is for you?”
So run, run, run, as quick as you may:
As a result of these snowmen:
are out
FOR BLOOD:
[Wilhelm scream]
There will be FIGHTS:
“Put ’em up, ya frosted flake!”
There can be PUNS:
“A-HA! Who’s disarmed now, bee-yotch??”
And HEADS will ROLL:
“Little assist right here?”
“We’ll chew your legs off!”
However largely…
there’ll…
be…
TERROR.
A minimum of till the recent cocoa is prepared.
Then these suckers are goin’ DOWN.
Because of Adria P., Mark H., Anony M., Cheyenne A., Jessie T., Andi L., Vanessa M., Bethany S., Tom B., and Dyan B., who’re stockpiling flame throwers, simply in case. (And don’t be concerned, guys; I will convey the marshmallows!)
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I simply discovered essentially the most delightfully wacky present: it is a build-your-own-snowman that slowly melts at room temperature, so you may hold rebuilding it time and again:
“Let It Soften!” Snowman Equipment
You should definitely browse the client photographs on this one, they are a riot. 😛
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
