It is time as soon as once more to teach our sarcasm-impaired brothers and sisters. That is proper! It is…
Sarcasm Consciousness Month!
How does that make you’re feeling?
Girls and gents, sarcasm!
And that brings us to our first lesson: lack of punctuation.
You could bear in mind one of many traditional sarcastic muffins from manner again:
The sarcastically inept would possibly suppose that is praising Bob when, in truth, it is telling Bob to go suck an egg.
Let’s attempt some extra:
What are these muffins actually saying?
This implies one of the best in all probability occurred some time in the past, and also you missed it.
This implies you probably did one thing silly – and everybody noticed.
And this implies no person right here cares concerning the specifics of your scenario, so go away so we will eat some cake already.
There you’ve got it! I do hope we have made you extra conscious of sarcasm.
As a result of that may make us:
No, actually.
See what I did there?
Due to Mariya N., Sarah C., Donna H., Kim B., Brad C. & Julia Ok. for being the brightest rays of sunshine but, solely in a extremely actually great way. Trustworthy.
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