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How Weird


Certainly one of my highschool lecturers instructed us to at all times ask why with our writing.

Why does this character do what she does?
Why is that this political subject so divisive?
Why are poop jokes so darn humorous?

Properly I could not have solutions immediately, minions, however by golly, I’ll ask the hard-hitting questions.

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Why?

 

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Why?

 

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WHY????

 

Once you love contemporary summer season corn SO MUCH…

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…you are compelled to eat an enormous cookie lined in frosting.

 

Not since Misplaced have I so intently contemplated the importance of a random set of numbers:

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That smug “WOW!” is simply sitting there, mocking me.
What am I lacking?!
What does it meeeeeannnnn?

 

“So what does Larry like?”

“I dunno, he, um, wears suspenders?”

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Or perhaps Larry likes a pair of pink spotlights pointed heavenward on the horizon of a moonlit ocean view.

‘Cuz Larry is deep like that, you guys.

 

However no, actually.

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WHY?

 

Due to Caroline P., Suzi B., Jess M., Rachel N., Rose D., Taylor C., Katy, & Jenn B., who I assumed would by no means ask. Which, , is why I did.

 

P.S. –

END BURGER AND HOT DOG SEGREGATION NOW

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WHAT IS THIS INJUSTICE?!
Oh wait, I see a scorching canine on the burger facet.

By no means thoughts.

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Talking of weird issues, immediately I discovered {that a} tractor firm makes child teethers, and that 1000’s of individuals purchased one formed like a corn cob:

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John Deere Corn Teether

There have to be a kernel of reality to all these optimistic evaluations. Heyoooo.

(Only a reminder that all the pieces you buy by means of my each day Amazon hyperlinks – even when it isn’t that merchandise! – helps assist me and John, so thanks! It’s also possible to see an inventory of a few of my favourite linked gadgets right here.)

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