Certainly one of my highschool academics instructed us to all the time ask why with our writing.
Why does this character do what she does?
Why is that this political problem so divisive?
Why are poop jokes so darn humorous?
Properly I could not have solutions right now, minions, however by golly, I’ll ask the hard-hitting questions.
Why?
Why?
WHY????
Whenever you love contemporary summer time corn SO MUCH…
…you are compelled to eat a large cookie lined in frosting.
Not since Misplaced have I so intently contemplated the importance of a random set of numbers:
That smug “WOW!” is simply sitting there, mocking me.
What am I lacking?!
What does it meeeeeannnnn?
“So what does Larry like?”
“I dunno, he, um, wears suspenders?”
Or possibly Larry likes a pair of pink spotlights pointed heavenward on the horizon of a moonlit ocean view.
‘Cuz Larry is deep like that, you guys.
However no, actually.
WHY?
Due to Caroline P., Suzi B., Jess M., Rachel N., Rose D., Taylor C., Katy, & Jenn B., who I assumed would by no means ask. Which, you already know, is why I did.
P.S. –
END BURGER AND HOT DOG SEGREGATION NOW
WHAT IS THIS INJUSTICE?!
Oh wait, I see a sizzling canine on the burger facet.
By no means thoughts.
*****
P.S. Talking of issues that make your head damage, a pal just lately received me this gel cap for my migraines, and candy icy Keep Puft, y’all, it is superb:
Migraine Scorching/Chilly Gel Cap
I’ve an enormous head and plenty of hair, so it is fairly cosy on me, however the further strain with the chilly is heavenly throughout a migraine. I used to carry a chilly pack and maintain shifting it round backward and forward, however this wraps my whole cranium in a cooling hug. Ahhhh so good.
I maintain the gel cap sealed within the fridge on a regular basis now, so I can seize it as quickly as a headache begins up. The chilly solely lasts 15-20 minutes, nevertheless it’s 1000% price it in my guide, extremely advocate.
