It is time once more for “John Photoshops Truffles Poorly!”
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“As my decorator at all times says, ‘If ya gotta go, go together with a smile.‘”
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“Do I appear like I am joking?”
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“By no means rub one other man’s rhubarb!”
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“This cake wants an enema!”
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AW YEAH ROCK N’ ROLL
Because of Lia A., Anissa C., & Suzanne S. for giving us all an enormous hand.
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P.S. Since this saved my butt throughout a protracted portray day lately, I’ve a random product suggestion:
No Buckle No-Present Stretch Belt
That is my new favourite belt, y’all. It principally turns something with belt loops into an elastic waist. So cozy I neglect it is on, slimline so it does not present below my t-shirts, and NO BELT BUCKLE to dig into my stomach or unbuckle for lavatory breaks. Woohoo!
You understand how stretch denims are ceaselessly sliding down once you sit or bend, so you need to hold hitching them again up? No extra! I put on this with all my denims now. It is completely elastic, so it strikes and stretches with you, zero painful digging. I HIGHLY advocate for anybody properly endowed with squish within the stomach space.
