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I'll By no means Cease Laughing Over This "Unicorn"


Heather requested her bakery if they may add a unicorn to her cookie cake.

They stated – and it is a direct quote – “Sure.”

“YES.”

So simply so we’re clear: the skilled baking individuals stated sure, they might add a unicorn to Heather’s cookie cake.

NOOOOOOOOO

 ******

“Little did the princesses know that instantly above their heads…”

“… lurked the tragically misunderstood tentacle volcano optometrist.

  ******

I hear it ain’t simple.

  ******

“Hey Sal, this drunk melting blue cat simply is not bizarre sufficient, you already know? The rest we will add?”

AHA! Pirate chest hat! 
PERFECT.

 ****** 

Events That Name For Sh*t Balloons:

– Your First Hemorrhoid 
– Anniversary of Your First Hemorrhoid 
– Somebody Else Requested About Your Hemorrhoid 
– The Hemorrhoid Cream Labored! 
– Your Boss’s Birthday

 

Due to Heather C., Marie S., Chris H., Pleasure J., & Michele A. for the crappy events.

And hey, talking of issues which are crappy (and likewise inexperienced! One other tie-in!), I really feel like that is the group to understand my newest Amazon discover:

 It is a ceramic frog texting on the bathroom.

However wait, THERE’S MORE.

The Texting Rest room Frog additionally comes on a bathe curtain:

And as hilariously dangerous as that photoshopped product picture is, for $17 I am tempted to purchase it simply to place up the following time my dad and mom go to… AND THEN SAY NOTHING.

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