It is late-September, 94 levels and raining, and watching the Climate Channel has develop into a descent into hurricane insanity.
We’d like one thing to avoid wasting us, bakers. One thing to mild a light-weight on the finish of this sizzling, darkish, moist tunnel.
No, I am not speaking about porn.
Why would you even assume that?
Cease it. Cease eager about porn.
Er… Proper.
Now…
BRING ON THE PUMPKIN SPICE STUFF!!
::upbeat techno music::
::sounds of vrooming engines::
::announcer voice:: Thaaaat’s proper, girls and gents, right here they arrive! Our new pumpkin spice merchandise of 2018!
First up, in celebration of right now’s socio-political local weather, this is a tasty little quantity we name “Ominously Circling Crows Will Educate That Silly Scarecrow A Lesson He Will not Quickly Neglect!”
Good for sending that seasonal message of warning, or seize one tonight for dinner to rejoice all issues corn, crows, and frightened scarecrows!
After all we’re nonetheless dropping our flagship product, the world well-known PSL:
Sure, our Pumpkin Spice Log might not be no 1 but within the Pumpkin Spice Product market, however it’s positively #2. And we pledge to carry on pushing till our PSL is the most important Pumpkin Spice Motion within the land!
There’s nothing like the colours of useless leaves to carry new life to your flagging ennui, which is why our “Make Like A Tree, And Die” cupcake cake is PERFECT for Fall workplace events.
Ahhh, you’ll be able to nearly style the leaf mildew.
(That is how you already know the Pumpkin Spice is working!)
And when all else fails, you’ll be able to’t go mistaken with any of our new-and-improved “Positive, Let’s Name It A Pumpkin?” assortment:
Please observe our “Positive, Let’s Name It A Pumpkin?” assortment isn’t pumpkin flavored. To cite our advertising and marketing division, Emma, “That is extra concerning the aesthetic, you already know?”
SO EXTRA.
Due to Sarah T., Katelyn C., Melissa F., Linda F., Alyssa, Mary D., & Bridget O. for bringing the additional pumpkin aesthetic.
*****
P.S. Minions, I imagine even questionable pumpkins deserve our assist. So this is a fast shout-out to my favourite wire-free bra:
Warner’s Straightforward Does It Seamless Wi-fi Bra
See what I did there? :p
I personal 4 of those, and plan to maintain shopping for all the colours. I really like the under-arm smoothing panel – no dig or pinch! – and like most Warners, these are extremely snug. Up ’til final yr I ONLY wore wired bras, and it took buying-and-returning over a dozen totally different manufacturers and kinds earlier than I discovered these gems. They common $25-30 Prime, however I watch the itemizing and purchase any coloration that goes on sale. (“Toasted Almond” is on sale as of this writing, however verify all of them!)
Oh, and you’ll want to verify the picture gallery for a greater concept of how they give the impression of being on bigger pumpkin patches.
