In case you’re not one of many folks complaining concerning the warmth proper now, then you definately’re one of many folks complaining concerning the folks complaining concerning the warmth.
Both method, all of us have the identical drawback:
Dangerous bikini muffins.
Yep, this warmth wave has clearly addled bakers’ brains, my pals, and the outcomes merely aren’t fairly.
Until perhaps you are in search of two timber in a Seuss-ian panorama.
Er…
[head tilt]
Naaaah.
Whoah. It is like I am unable to even see the disembodied torso!
[singing] The hills are ALIIIIVE…
With butterfly CENsor dots!
No, wait. I’ve a greater track.
(Ahem hem hem.)
From the MOUNT-ains,
To the VAL-leys,
To the OH-shoot!
Is {that a} THOOOOONG?
GOOOOOD bless America!
My…
Oooohhh soooo wroooong!
Because of Heather R., Melissa D., Heather H., Ellen G., & Ginny, who won’t ever take a look at a coronary heart cookie the identical method once more.
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Talking of sizzling, Jen received me considered one of these neck followers and it’s an absolute will need to have for this summer season warmth:
