I’ll now illustrate the primary 7 phases of getting a sinus an infection… utilizing monkey muffins.
Like ya do.
Stage 1) Hey, my head form of hurts – however I am certain all the things’s fiiiiiine.
Watch me do some inconceivable leg stretches!
Stage 2) Wow, this headache is getting significantly stabby.
…very like this banana.
Stage 3) I by no means knew eyebrows may scream.
Stage 4) I am unable to hear you. Are there cupcakes stuffed in my ears? It looks like there are cupcakes stuffed in my ears. Large ones. With glass shard sprinkles.
I am going to simply smile and nod when individuals speak any longer.
Stage 5) MY HEAD IS FILLED WITH CONCRETE AND EVERYTHING HURTS DON’T TALK TO ME DON’T LOOK AT ME JUST BRING ME MORE HOT TEA ARRRRGNNNGGGRAAAAAAAR!
Stage 6)
[sound of a menthol vaporizer chugging steam while Star Trek reruns play in the background]
[…..]
Drooly, a vacant stare, & closely medicated.
Yep, appears to be like about proper.
Due to Anony M., Donna L., Sue S., Ellen M., Alison S., & Angela J. I am going to inform ya what stage 7 is as soon as I get there, guys.
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P.S. Want a humorous Secret Santa reward? Then LOOK NO FURTHER:
I am unable to imagine nobody has employed me to be their private shopper but.
