Monday, January 1, 2024
HomeCake"Morning Individuals" Want Not Apply

"Morning Individuals" Want Not Apply


Shhhhh! NOT SO LOUD with the respiration and the click with the mouse and whatnot, okay? Geez.

Now, if you happen to’ll kindly take your extra-strength cups of espresso and scroll quietly this fashion, I’ve ready a little bit picture montage that I feel completely captures our collective New Yr’s morning expertise:



 

Additionally, I am certain a few of your evenings final evening included a bunch of those:

Though whether or not these are exploding champagne bottles, firecrackers, or phalluses is anybody’s guess.

 

Nonetheless, don’t fret; we will get by means of this collectively if you happen to keep in mind one vital security tip: if and if you begin to see one thing like this floating in your peripheral imaginative and prescient:

…you’ll want to inform somebody.

 

Not me, although; I’ll be too busy mendacity on the sofa over right here with a pillow on my face.

(Confession: I did not truly drink something final evening. It is simply 9 o’clock within the morning, and I am a blogger. Ug. Wake me when it is midday, okay?)

 

Oh, and this baker want to want somebody named Mary a cheerful new yr:

So I assume the remainder of us are out of luck.

 

Due to Elizabeth, Caitlin C., Tara C., Kate H., Alison C., & Sarah J., for ringing within the new yr one of the simplest ways potential: metaphorically.

*****

Hey, simply in case you want this:

The Hungoevr Coobkook

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