NOTE: These muffins could have been meant for youngsters, however the commentary isn’t. Double entendres forward!
Do you ever get the sensation that sure bakers are as much as some…er…monkey enterprise?
I believe this monkey lacks a sure…attraction.
I imply, possibly it is simply me, however it looks as if some of immediately’s wreckerators are getting downright…
…nutty.
(I had two totally different readers ship in two totally different footage of this cookie cake, btw. See?)
There’s one thing type of superior about having a pair of pictures of a pair of…um…pink blobby issues.
(Swinging plums? Low riders? Crown jewels? Man tonsils? Pant Potatoes? Scroto Baggins? Okay, web, you have earned your hold tonight.)
Oh, and I *suppose* they have been going for a coronary heart. Perhaps. And earlier than you ask, no, the baker shouldn’t be sacked, as a result of that is far too entertaining.
I am certain a few of it’s possible you’ll suppose I am being unfair. Properly, to not fear, wreckerators; you may get your day in court docket.
Simply no dribbling, please.
There is a sure bakery chain (which shall proceed to Stay Anonymous) that has a somewhat curious carrot cake design. It appears to be like like this:
You guys have despatched me a bunch of examples, so I can guarantee you: this actually is how the cake comes:
So my query is that this: if all of us sat round discussing the failings of this specific design, would that make it a circle jerk?
[Bah-dum-BAH!]
And whereas I am being inquisitive, bakers, I’ve obtained to ask: do your wrecks ALWAYS need to appear like dongs?
o.0
Okay, by no means thoughts.
Please deliver the ding dongs again.
Due to Carrie C., Beth M., Rachael, Becca S., Nick D., Michelle W., & Richard for taking a agency stance on immediately’s wrecks. And for the excuse to put in writing “pants potatoes.”
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P.S. For some purpose these appear applicable immediately:
Wine Condoms
Don’t be concerned; they’re in your wine, not your wang. (Which actually must be their promoting jingle. CALL ME, WINE CONDOM PEOPLE.)
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
