Right this moment I assumed it would be good to go over the 5 primary;… “punctuation” guidelines.
Bakers, listen.
Rule #1: Typically durations, query marks, and exclamation factors are necessary.
They usually normally go on the finish of the sentence.
(However what if it is not mine?)
Rule #2: Commas. Use them.
Except you really personal an ass quitter.
Additionally observe that the phrase “comma” can typically sound like “karma.”
Simply FYI.
Rule #3: Apostrophe’s. Certain. Why not.
(And that is the FIXED model…)
Rule #4: When doubtful, throw in some additional exclamation marks.
What you lack in competency you’ll be able to at all times make up for with enthusiasm.
Or, should you’re REALLY confused, attempt some ellipses!
Eh?!
And at last:
Rule #5: Citation Marks Are For Sarcasm, NOT EMPHASIS.
If it helps, simply think about Dr. Evil saying the bit you place in quotes.
Yep, simply observe these 5 easy guidelines, and you will be tremendous.
“Promise.”
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