And now, for slightly worldwide aptitude, here is a Cake Wreck all the best way from Norway. We start with a man ordering a cake for his coworker, Arnold:
(The unique article is written in Norwegian, so I’ve put this dialog via Google Translate.)
“Can I please order a marzipan cake?”
“That is tremendous. What’s the title on it?”
“Sure it is going to be Arnold 60 years. Completely happy Birthday.”
“Arne 60…”
“No. Arnold!”
“Arna?”
“No! Arnold like in ‘Arnold Schwarzenegger.'”
“Oh… huh. Arnold like in ‘Arnold Schwarzenegger?'”
“Sure.”
“Are you positive.”
“Sure in heaven’s title. You shall write it as stated!!! Yeah, print it! In a rush!”
I need to imagine Google Translate is totally correct and that is precisely how Norwegians speak.
As a result of that may be hilarious. (Shhh, let me have this, Europe.)
Okay. Here is the cake in all its Norwegian glory: