This spring, terror has a brand new identify:
SCREAMING BLOOD-SOAKED LAGOMORPH RECKONING OF DOOOOOM
With the whole lot you have come to anticipate from a low funds, Easter-themed horror film!
Together with:
Idiotic, overly testosterone-laden frat boys:
“There’s previous blood and creepy hooks hanging all over the place on this deserted home that is miles from anyplace – so let’s try the basement! Shyah!”
Gratuitous nudity:
“OMG Jill, we should always go skinny dipping!“
That one man with frequent sense who all the time dies at first:
“Guys, it is a actually unhealthy concept. Why do not we simply get within the automobile and depart? It is proper over there!Jill, put your garments again on! Effectively, I am leavinaaaaauuuuuugggghhhhh!!!!”
These freaky long-limbed creatures that crawl on ceilings:
NOPE. Nope. Nope-nope-nope-nope!
And naturally, creepy two-headed chicks:
“Come play with us.
“We’ll play … hen.”
So this Easter, hop on over …
… FOR A KILLING.
…. F
ROM
A CREEPY COW/SHEEP/BUNNY … THING.
UM.
YEAH.
Due to Geneva W., Kathleen L., John B., Michelle L., Alyssa T., Anne B., & Lisa F. for the basket case … OF HORROR.
(Okay, so immediately wasn’t the most effective pun day. WHAT.)
