As a result of bakeries are working out of concepts, I offer you:
John Deere Zombie Chickens!
Also referred to as The Clucking Useless.
On a scale of 1 to gouging-out-your-own-eyes, how disturbing is that this?
Personally, I feel it falls someplace between “Ped Eggs” and toddlers-who-won’t-break-eye-contact.
[shudder]
However actually, the perfect half are the buttons. Go on, give it some thought.
Ever heard the expression, “getting sh**-faced?”
‘Cuz somebody took that WAY too actually
Ew.
Angie wished to get her buddy a cake, however there was an issue: apparently “Comfortable fiftieth Birthday, Melissa” would not match.
However don’t fret, the baker was nonetheless in a position to squeeze one thing out:
So shifting.
(Do you suppose the baker was wiped after this? Flushed with success? Prepared for the subsequent stream of orders? Hey, the place are you going? [HAHA THAT WAS STILL A PUN] Come again! I have not used my well-known “You are in bother” line but!)
Due to Sarah P., Dimitra L., Gina V., & Angie W. for caring sufficient… to offer a crap.
