SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
[knowing smirk]
And also you’re in charge!
Wreckers, you give love
A BAD NAME.
How did this begin?
They appear all the identical!
You give love
a foul title
(unhealthy title!)
You give love…
A BAD NAME.
Because of Anony M., Elizabeth, Ok.J., Jodee, Christy R., Anony M., Shari A., & Amy O., who actually wants to clarify these final wedding ceremony toppers to me. Are the 2 bucks purported to be Robert & Stevie? And in that case, why are they subsequent to a hunter with a shotgun? (“Aw, look, your wedding ceremony avatars are about to be killed! SO SWEET.”)
Or perhaps the hunter and the tree are getting married, after he shoots a few deer? (The hunter, I imply, not the tree.) However why would a tree hugger even WANT to shoot deer? Did they simply run out of bride-dragging-the-groom toppers? PLEASE HELP I AM SO CONFUSED.
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Hey look, now you’ll be able to toast the pleased couple at a shotgun wedding ceremony with shotgun shell photographs!
12 Gauge Shot Glasses (set of 4)
What a time to be alive, y’all.
