Or, should you’re NOT single, simply suppose how useful this might be on the subsequent household reunion!
A couple of pattern openers:
How do you by accident pee in a dryer? (Be happy to sketch your solutions on this serviette.)
How do you not KNOW whether or not or not you by accident peed in a dryer?
Comply with Up: And have *you* ever been that drunk?
What sort of relationship do you suppose can be appeased [snerk] by a cake apology for the aforementioned potential unintended dryer peeing?
Comply with Up: Might you see your self in that form of relationship?
And most significantly:
Are you going to eat that?
Due to Katie for placing a brand new spin on the #1 apology cake.
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I might like to see considered one of these crammed out for unintended dryer peeing:
