You all know I solely characteristic professionally made Wrecks right here on CW. The irony, after all, is that I mistake professional for newbie method extra typically than the opposite method round! Heh. So anyway, whereas I have been informed that as we speak’s Wrecks are certainly made by actual, honest-to-goodness, got-paid-for-their-efforts cake decorators, a part of me nonetheless refuses to consider it.
I am nonetheless posting them, although, as a result of they’re all marriage ceremony desserts. Served at individuals’s precise weddings. And even when one was really made by Aunt Mildred who calls herself a professional however actually is not, I feel the world deserves to see this cautionary story.
Plus, you realize, it is humorous.
Whoa, thank goodness for recent flowers, am I proper? Too dangerous they did not have sufficient to cover the truth that the cake is being served on an enormous dry-erase board, although.
I additionally just like the light placement of the topper. It actually screams “finesse.”
This was taken throughout The Nice Icing Scarcity of ’73 – again when grooms have been stayin’ alive with their groovy butterfly collars and the bridesmaids wore Frigidaire inexperienced. Seems to be like they ran out of flowers right here too, although, and raided the fruit bowl as a substitute.
Hey, “Like to Freeway”, proper? And getting married does not imply the groom has to surrender his matchbox automobiles.
And now, a haiku for you, marriage ceremony cake:
pink bleeding ribbon
did the cake get in a struggle?
lumpy icing tiers
And at last, earlier than I present you this final Wreck, I really feel I ought to reiterate that the bride herself *assured* me she paid precise cash to an precise skilled to make it. Trustworthy. Actually.
Now, within the baker’s protection, I am informed the insides of all of the cake tiers have been uncooked.
How is {that a} protection, you ask?
Effectively, er…
Oh! I do know! Think about how arduous it should’ve been to stack all these uncooked cake tiers! Eh? Yeah, I wish to look on the sunny facet of issues. Which is sweet, as a result of this cake is so sunny I can hear my retinas scorching.
Hey, Grace C., Tony M., Anony M., Anony #2., & Anita R., “scorching retinas” can be a horrible band identify. Actually. Simply terrible.
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P.S. Talking of issues that make your head damage, a pal just lately acquired me this gel cap for my migraines, and candy icy Keep Puft, y’all, it is wonderful:
Migraine Sizzling/Chilly Gel Cap
I’ve an enormous head and quite a lot of hair, so it is fairly cosy on me, however the additional strain with the chilly is heavenly throughout a migraine. I used to carry a chilly pack and preserve shifting it round back and forth, however this wraps my complete cranium in a cooling hug. Ahhhh so good.
I preserve the gel cap sealed within the fridge on a regular basis now, so I can seize it as quickly as a headache begins up. The chilly solely lasts 15-20 minutes, but it surely’s 1000% value it in my e-book, extremely advocate.
