Consideration minions elevating smaller minions:
Have you ever ever seen one thing… off… about Peppa Pig’s nostril?
I solely ask as a result of I hold getting Peppa Pig desserts over right here, and so they’re surprisingly, er, grownup for a youngsters’ cake, if you realize what I imply.
Admit it: in the event you’d by no means seen Peppa Pig earlier than this might make you spit out your Food plan Coke. I imply, what’s that lizard doing?
Granted, in the event you do know what Peppa appears like, that is not too dangerous.
[sing-song] BUT THISSSS IS!
Flashing Flops Of Fleshy Flaccid Frosting, Batman!
My concept is these bakers see precisely what we see – c’mon, let’s name a dong a dong right here – however they’re so decided to NOT see it that their unconscious takes over, gleefully piping out penises left and proper as a result of “WE’RE ALLOWED TO NOW, IT’S A PIG NOSE! WHEEEEEE!”
C’mon, that is principally each 9-year-old boy’s dream job.
However nonetheless, bakers, sooner or later you’ve got gone too far.
And that time is riiiiiight round…. right here:
Oink oink, motherfluffers.
Due to Liz B., J-la, & Nadya S. for the excuse to make a Beyoncé-the-chicken joke. FINALLY.
*****
P.S. In case you’ve by no means learn any of The Bloggess’ hilariously gut-busting books, then I extremely suggest beginning along with her first and dealing your approach ahead:
Let’s Fake This By no means Occurred
The paperback is just $10 Prime, and be warned: the chapter with the raccoon fingers WILL threaten your bladder management. 😀
